Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Klepto

We have a klepto among us - approximately 2 feet tall and 25 pounds. Items currently missing include a tube of chapstick, Trent's belt clip for his phone and the camera cord. Lips will become unchapped, Trent's pockets less bulky and picture posts will resume once the stolen stash has been located. In the meantime, the suspect remains indifferent to all methods of interrogation and even laughs in the face of authority. The suspect will possibly be grounded until her 2nd birthday if she doesn't cough up some good intel soon.

3 comments:

autumn said...

i think your suspect may be eliciting help and advice from the person of interest that sleeps down the hall from me.

KAT said...

ha ha good luck with that one!

Kara said...

Check the diaper genie, that was our klepto's favorite spot for safe keeping.